About this blog...

I created this blog roughly 3 or 4 years ago... a significant amount of posts were written during my externship in Oklahoma, and the more boring, moderately asinine posts are from days that I blogged just for the sake of blogging, ie. this blog was my only outlet to keep me from losing my mind due to a dangerous cocktail of boredom and isolation in the outskirts of the bible belt [definitely not the proper environment for this Jersey girl]. I would like to apologize, in advance, for any posts pertaining to the awful relationship [this is more of me apologizing to myself, and expressing humiliation at having dated a complete psychopath] I was in at the time, and for my excessive use of vulgarities [I went through a phase where I thought I could outshine Susie from Curb Your Enthusiasm; charming as I may be, I aint's no Susie Green].

After this past weekend in Philadelphia, with my cousin Amara, it became more than evident that this blog needed to be dusted off. So much happened that Amara did not have enough room to include them all in her blog post. Furthermore, I am consistently finding myself in absolutely ridiculous scenarios [For instance, finding out my date was only 24 years old halfway through dinner and then having to launch an escape plan because he had clearly drank too much to get me back home. Thanks again, dude.] , and since no one has presented me with a reality tv show yet I will have to portray it myself, via this blog, to my non-existent fan base.

... So here we go again, or don't go- I'm really not that reliable with keeping these things updated.