tall people.

i strongly feel it is unjust that taller people get to eat more than me, and other people around my height. i can't have my cake and eat it toO! and if i do, well then, there goes my wardrobe! >:o(

ugh.

i am really not a morning person, at all. i could go to bed right now and sleep straight through 'til this time tomorrow morning and still, i will not wake up feeling refreshed, rejuvenated, and excited to start the day.

i am hardwired to hate the early morning. ugh.

b( . Y . )bies

i always wondered how i am a 32D. i thought the D was designated to remarkably huge breasts, not to slight my own rack, but these girls are far from over-flowing cups. i'd rate them as more of a pleasurable handful. Thanks to brooke, i have the answer. it all makes sense now!

so, ladies, men, whomever- boOkmark this page, and share it with your loved ones, peers, co-workers... every one! the search for the right fitting bra is over!

i am woman, hear me roar!

the other day i tried to play a dvd, but i didn't know how to work the tv; there is no input button on the universal remote. yesterday i tried messing with it some more. this morning i took a look at the wires in the back on my way into the kitchen... but just moments ago, i removed myself from the couch and plopped down in front of the tv and i fixed it! i played around with the wires, flipped around to different channels.... and then, low and behold- A PiCTURE APPEARED ON THE SCREEN!

and to think that just last night i was just telling broOke i need a man [for the sole purpose of getting that darn dvd player to work]. ha! anything they can do, we can do better. if we want to. stanton, if you were here, that dvd player would have probably ended up being your responsibility. ;o)

gotta love the double standard.

oh geez-

speaking of the current state of existence being a disasterous downward spiral, i just peeked above my laptop and caught a glimpse of a new britney video. maybe it isn't new. i don't know. i'm an old fart and i don't keep up with these matters. BUT, i can say, this is adding insult to injury...

there are people in this world struggling to make ends meet. losing their homes, losing their loved ones, all because they lost their jobs...

and this bitch lost her complete fucking mind, had her children taken away from her in the public eye... is unfit to roam the earth unrestrained.... and she is putting out a music video? where do people have the money for this shit? is it unrealistic to expect that it be mandated that that region of our culture and society be forced to allocate funds and help save the demographic that supports it?! i'm tired of these fucking bleeding heart celebrities... pouring your glass, or *gasp* bottle of expensive boOze on the ground does not aid in alleviating anyone's pains. and now i'm pissed off, because you could have just mailed me those drops you just wasted. or given it to the bum on the corner a few blocks down.

i just feel as though everyone is so out of touch with reality and the superficial has taken precedence over what really matters. material possessions have become more important than the intangible.

i'd rather be the little old lady who lived in a shitty shoe, than a botoxed beauty with an empty heart and a full closet.

money, money, moneyyyy

i cannot state this matter-of-factly, but i am pretty sure that most people, especially people our age, do not begin their days discussing the state of the economy and its impact on suicide rates in our lovely country... but broOke and i are not your average. but if you know me, you are already aware of this. ;o)

if you've ever had the privilege, or the hardship, of enduring a conversation with the two of us, you know that we don't want your opinion. we're giving it to you.

but today, we have questions, and maybe someone else can help us understand...

at what point do people lose sight of love and focus on finances?

since when do mortgages override moral obligations?

love is life through thick and thin... not picking up and leaving someone's asS with another person, or taking your life, or making the executive decision to take the lives of both parties... no?

yee haw!

i just realized i was able to compose my last post whilst listening to country music! the twang-ing didn't deter me, or distract me [at all] this time!

:o)