never, ever, ever have i sO badly wanted to break things and flip washing machines and dryers upside down. WHY/HOW did my one load of primarily PANTS end up getting washed in HOT water? fuck everyone. who the fuck touched my motherfucking washing machine. seriously. i could stab someone.
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Monday, April 6, 2009
Sunday, April 5, 2009
stick ya where the Shun don't shine
yesterday i purchased my very first professional chef's knife. i bought the dimpled blade because it keeps food from sticking to the blade when cutting. its sexy. :o)
Saturday, April 4, 2009
honestly.
can i just shut the fuck up already?
i've been feeling like a fat ass for how many months now? more than enough months for me to have done something about it by now. my closet is full of jeans i would like to wear again one day.
sometimes i wish i could just drown myself in a vat of velveeta.
death by queso.
le fin.
Friday, April 3, 2009
some more thoughts...
mousseline.
"i'm making a chicken mousseline."
"i'm making a tenderloin mousseline."
oh, kudos to you, culinarians. are you planning on feeding a bonafide carnivore whom has lost their teeth? shaped foods are passe`. not to mention disgusting.
idiots. have fun with your gelatinized creamed meat, you turd.
sitting in farq
farq is the abbreviation for farquhson [probably spelled wrong] dining hall. what was once a nice, barely populated table is now quickly filling with freaks. there are no words to effectively depict my "peers", all i can say is... why?
why.
Thursday, April 2, 2009
what in the hell?
any time i wake up from a nap, i am like a bear emerging from its cave after a winter spent hibernating. i will eat anything. as if i've been on a 3 month hiatus from food. i don't get it.
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